My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes. His guy friends agree. So ladies, please don’t wait for the guy to make the move because apparently they are more terrified of us than we are of them.
we really are
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Do you mean Olan Rogers
- Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
- Me: "Yeah..."
- Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
- Me: -Forgets entire language-
- me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
- me: of a tough week
- me: of a bad month
- me: of a terrible year
- me: of a dreadful existence
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
what the fuck
The context changes if you think of the rapper instead of a dog